Football season 2016/17

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The Daily Troll.
Arsenals Hector Bellerin looks set to join Man City.Arsenal set their sights high and sign player from Bolton Wanderers.
Fans are going mad and moaning like mad.

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Chelsea players are having counselling as it appears no other club wants any of them. Finishing 10th and 21 points behind Arsenal has put off pursuers of Chelsea players although a farmer in Somerset needs a new tractor and thought about signing Terry. When informed of the slowness of Terry the farmer decided to buy a tractor made in 1900 as it is still faster than Terry

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chicken n chips wrote: Chelsea players are having counselling as it appears no other club wants any of them. Finishing 10th and 21 points behind Arsenal has put off pursuers of Chelsea players although a farmer in Somerset needs a new tractor and thought about signing Terry. When informed of the slowness of Terry the farmer decided to buy a tractor made in 1900 as it is still faster than Terry

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The farmer has decided to go for a slower tractor,he has purchased the Giroud Injection Motor Phazer or GIMP as it's known in farmland :lol:

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Chelsea have approached the farmer and are willing to throw in a cart horse for free with the deal. Its an Ivanovic un turbo, comes with no wheels as they fell off last season when Zlatan ran him ragged in the champions league

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The GIMP has broken down due to oil overload.The farmer has borrowed he's brothers Mertesacker Unleaded Gas model,better known as MUG.

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The farmer will welcome Mertesaker so long as he brings along what Terry and Ivanovic have not got. A World Cup winners medal :lol: :lol:

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If that fails the Koscielny Unleaded Nitrogen Tbird model is on standby.Better known as KUNT.Its a got slimmer wheels and is very good in wet conditions. :lol:

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Man United to sign Pogba for around £88 million but wont until at least 6th Aug. Just proves what a mug Ferguson is. Got rid of him for nothing just 5 years ago,

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Costa on his way out of Chelsea back to Atletico. When a player hints that he wants out it usually happens.

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Bayern vs Man City tnight, first chance to see peps side play

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PL has told refs to show yellow and red cards to players who swear and disrespect them. Rooney wont be playing much this season then and Chelsea players who surround the ref after every call goes against them will be booked. Good at long last the refs are going to act.

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