Starting gate problems and inconsistent stipes

Ok Flash and Hibs And Scotia so now you know why i am like I am - ill tell my wife to blame the old Jockey Club ! They drove me to drink! Then one day I saw The Madji with no shoes and tried to jump but I tripped over an old pair of slip slops and all,I got was a broken toe and a broken finger . I've never been the same since. Im now thinking of re applying for that job I had - the one that I fell asleep at when I should have reported to my superior who was worse than me at the time . Oh heck WTF just give me another pot and I'll stop rambling about the awesome people that control our beloved sport with such awesome consistency and make us all happy :)o

i know this is a serious matter but you think they offering odds on a false start due to starting gate problems for the the vodacom durban july day? ill take a 2-1 for it happening once on the day...-