Hibs - Site Administrator

Mac Wrote:

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> JAMES BLOND Wrote:
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> > talking of memeory loss, it is said that every
> > timre you have a drink you lose a few
> braincells,
> > I should have been a moron by now (
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> I'm sure this has been quoted before on the site
> but cannot find it:
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> The Buffalo Theory
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> Cliff Clavin of Cheers was explaining the Buffalo
> Theory to his buddy Norm.
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> "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of
> buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
> buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
> slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
> killed first. This natural selection is good for
> the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
> health of the whole group keeps improving by the
> regular killing of the weakest members. In much
> the same way, the human brain can only operate as
> fast as the slowest brain cells first. In this
> way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
> weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and
> more efficient machine. That's why you always feel
> smarter after a few beers".

have herd that one before then i should be nearly on the same level as EINSTEIN (

But i figured it out when I am overserved i am Einstein but when I an sober I am a moron (