A Spurs fan, a Watford fan and a Gunners fan came across a nude, dead woman in the street.
They called the police and then, for decency, decided to cover her up.
The Spurs fan put his cap over one breast, the Watford fan put his cap over the other, and the Gooner put his cap "down below".
When the police arrived they needed to examine the body so the policeman lifted the Spurs cap and looked at one breast, then he lifted the Watford cap and examined the other. He then walked away from the body.
The Spurs fan said: "Aren't you going to examine "down below?"
"Nope", The copper replied, "I already know that under every Arsenal cap is a pussy!"
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