Football Quiz,No googling

Winner receives trophy and free haircut at Rooneys barbers..1. Multiple choice. 1."You can sit there and play with all your silly machines. If the boys play badly I'll whip them, but I ain't whipping them for that. Thanks lads, goodnight." (while speaking to Andy Gray and Richard Keys)


Howard Kendall

David Pleat

Phil Neal

Ron Atkinson
2. "Do you think I would enter into a contract with that mob? No chance. I would not sell them a virus."


David O'Leary

Alex Ferguson

Martin O'Neill

Graeme Souness
3. "I ain't coming up here to have the piss taken out of me. I have a million pages of crap that has been written about me. I'm ridiculed for no reason. I'm defenceless. I can't get a point in, I can't say nothing, I can't do nothing, but I ain't going to be negative."


Mark Hughes

Sam Allardyce

Steve Kean

Joe Kinnear
4. "I think you're very severe and I think you're bang out of order to blame [him] for anything that happened here today. Right?"


Sammy Lee

Iain Dowie

Kenny Dalglish

Alan Pardew
5. "I run this fucking football club until I'm told otherwise by the fucking circus upstairs. And if you come back at me, you'll be off the field and you'll be following [him] down the road. You come and see me tomorrow, you've got a fortnight's notice, because that performance is the straw that broke the camel's back and that will not be tolerated in this dressing room while I'm in charge. That is the fucking straw that broke the camel's fucking back... You've had two performances and you think 'I'm fucking Bertie Big Bollocks tonight, I'll fucking play how I like!' But you won't play how you like, because if you play how you like I'll stick the fucking youth team in."


Russell Slade

John Sitton

Geraint Williams

Kevin Nugent
6. "I don't really want to talk about it... If my granny had balls she'd be my granddad."


Liam Brady

Lawrie Sanchez

Owen Coyle

Mick McCarthy
7. "Tomorrow at 8.45 we are going to face each other on the pitch. He's already won the battle off the pitch. He has been winning all season. If he wants his own personal Champions League, I'll let him have his own off-field Champions trophy. I hope he takes it home and enjoys it as much as the other trophies."


Frank Rijkaard

Louis van Gaal

Pep Guardiola

Johan Cruyff
8. "Why don't they sack Sepp Blatter and all of them lot, particularly Mr Platini. I know he was a very good player but he ain't very good at what he does, I don't think. In fact, I think he's useless. You can quote me on that."


Roberto Mancini

Roberto Di Matteo

André Villas-Boas

Ian Holloway
9. "Whose phone is that? It's the second time it has gone off. Why don't you turn it off? That's the second time it has gone off. Why don't you put it on silent? Why don't you turn it off? Are you just going to let it ring? Oh, right, that's good manners."


George Graham

Alex McLeish

Roy Keane

Gordon Strachan
10. "They are nervous because we are at the top of the table. So I want to be clear that I don't want to play mind games to early... I am not talking about my impression. I am talking about things that people can see every single week."


Alex Ferguson

Rafa Benitez

Arsène Wenger

Sven-Göran Eriksson

2 is fergie. Think he it's talking about Liverpool if I remember correctly.