TAB2008 Spam Oddity

Spam Control to ABC
Spam Control to ABC
I “found” your number,
so switch your cell phone on

Spam Control to ABC
Commencing countdown,
engines on

(spoken)
FOUR – TWO – FOUR – ZERO - THREE, LIFTOFF

This is Spam Control
to ABC
I’ve really made the grade
And your forum wants to know if I am mad
So it's time to leave the internet
if your Sahd

For here
Am I sitting in a studio
Far above the world
My spam is heading for you
And there's nothing you can do

And though it costs you R30 a time
I don’t like you to know
So not broadcasting the call costs
is the way to go

This is ABC to Spam Control
We’re stepping through the TAB door
but we’re struggling
in a most peculiar PA
while our cell phone bills grow higher
every day

Spam Control to ABC
Engines dead,
there's something wrong
Can you hear me, ABC?
Can you hear me, ABC?
Can you hear me, ABC?
Can you....

Here am I floating
in a spam tin can
Far above the Moon
Phumelela sided with you
And there's nothing I can do.